Wednesday, June 17, 2009

boob

i'm super glad i have an outlet for this.

MY BOOBS ARE HUGE RIGHT NOW. We're not talking your average PMS big, we're talking "Did I get implants and just forget about it" big. I'm almost positive I'm not pregnant, but I'll detail that at a later time. I was getting ready for bed last night, and Adam walked in and just started laughing because they are so stinking enormous. I'm not kidding, its amazing.

I guess my high school nickname will always haunt me...except now it can be BFEGBJ for Big Freaking Enormous Giant Booby Jessa.

*Can you tell I've never seen boobs this big up close and personal?

1 comment:

Katy said...

haha that's awesome. Yeah and you might want to check out if your pregnant or not cause yeah, one of the signs. :)
Remember when you were little and guys would tease you about your chest being flat as your back as I remember the song going? And now BAM out they come. I"m sure Adam has great fun. You should get a push up bra and a slutty outfit and enjoy them. Thats what I'd do if I had big boobs...